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You even have a job, a tidy flat, and a hilarious cat named Mortimer.

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The only problem? Most men are completely clueless when it comes to crafting dating profiles, because they do it in a rush.

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I reckon that should be enough to attract the perfect girl. This strategy is the rough equivalent of a bakery putting a cake in a garbage bag. Pester, bribe, or threaten one of your friends until they agree to take a picture of you in natural light doing natural things like eating, standing, or writte.

You should be the only one in the photograph, or at least easily identifiable: This looks good when The Rock does it, but is inadvisable for everybody. Avoid the infamous under-the-chin angle.

You look like a potato with nostrils. Imagine this: What can they infer about you? On to the next profile!

Listen, your snarkiness is probably adorable in person. But online, this amateur stand-up comic act is doing you no favours.

Your unreasonable love of geology documentaries — as boring as it may seem- is a much hwo thing to add to your profile than a list of dislikes. Besides, how can you be so sure about your preferences?

Relax them a little: That means looking for horny houswife have to have a memorable bio.

Not getting the results you want from your online dating profile? Read these top 5 online dating profile tips for guys & start meeting attractive women!. If you are a man wanting to write a profile for an online dating site, these steps may provide some guidance. Choose a good username. Never. Recently, my male friend started online dating. Not any old male friend. My gorgeous, clever, successful, very normal, very lovely male friend.

Avoid the obvious. This is a terrible word used by terrible people.

How to write an online dating profile for men

You want to meet women who read books. Cute girls with glasses, who you can talk about Netflix shows intelligently. Ask your friends what they found most surprising about you. Did mrn nearly become a priest when you were younger?

Have you had more than one-near death experience?

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